Watch Your Country Disappear
By Mike Seccombe
October 30, 2012
Whatever her other virtues, Greens leader Senator Christine Milne is not usually thought of as a satirist.
But at her press conference early yesterday, called to record her party’s opposition to the latest attempt by the government to stop the flow of asylum seekers to our shores, she brought a prop that brilliantly lampooned the new plan.
It was a map of the world, with one notable omission: the entire continent of Australia.

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It was the perfect visual aid, as they say in the education biz. For it cut to the essence of what the government proposes: a measure that would excise all of Australia from the Australian migration zone.
The plan would render the whole country not there, as far as boat people are concerned. Forget terra nullius or terra incognito, this would be terra invisibilis.
This would apply only to boat arrivals, mind you.
Asylum seekers coming by plane, as many do, would still be able to look out the window and find the country right there, where tectonic forces last left it.
And Australian citizens and residents could still go to, say, Bondi Beach, have a swim and come ashore confident that they were back in Australia.
But should a boatload of Iraqis come ashore, they would not be in Australia, for legal purposes. If they tried to claim asylum, they would be told something to the effect of: “Sorry mate, for your purposes — and those of the United Nations Convention on the Status of Refugees — Australia isn’t here any more.”
They could be rounded up and sent off to Nauru, or wherever we next decide to deposit them, and deemed never to have been here at all.
Mind-boggling as this might seem, it is not a new idea. John Howard first began making parts of the country disappear 11 years ago. Only little bits at first: offshore islands where boats were turning up.
Later, though, it was mooted that the Howard Government might do what the Gillard Government now has, and make the whole country refugee-invisible.
At that time, the Labor Party opposed it bitterly, as the Libs’ Immigration spokesman, Scott Morrison, was only too happy to point out yesterday.
Morrison noted that in 2006, the now-Immigration Minister, Chris Bowen, had described the Howard government plan as ‘a bad bill with no redeeming feature’ and a ‘stain on our national character’.
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Senator Christine Milne, via Twitter

Morrison also quoted various others who were then in opposition, but are now in government.
Like Anthony Albanese: “A bill that reduces the parliament and the nation…"
Tony Burke: “[It] undermines our sovereignty, it offends our decency and it mocks the Parliament.”
Simon Crean: “Shameful and xenophobic”.
“But it’s Kate Ellis who takes the cake,” said Morrison.
“She described the proposal that she has supported today as being ‘lunacy, ludicrous, harsh, indecent, inhumane, unfair and gutless’.
“Now if there was gutlessness on display today it was on all those members of the Labor caucus who have today endorsed what they were prepared to condemn from the Howard Government.”
He had a point, you must admit.
But there was bipartisan hypocrisy on display in parliament yesterday. For Morrison himself set about bagging the government for the exploding cost of its policy of sending hapless refugees offshore for processing.
How, he wanted to know, could the government possibly balance its budget when asylum seekers were continuing to turn up is substantially greater numbers than forecast, and costing substantially more than forecast?
Well, that takes nerve; having browbeaten the government into implementing the ridiculously expensive Pacific solution, to then turn around and complain it’s costing too much.
As Prime Minister Julia Gillard said at one point in her answer: “Whatever the Government does, the Opposition will say something negative.”
Yes, and that has long been true.
To cite just one other example, not related to asylum seekers, on Sunday shadow treasurer Joe Hockey appeared on the ABC’s Insiders program and argued strenuously that the Australian economy was “flat-lining” because of Labor’s mismanagement.
Tuesday morning, though, Hockey was on another ABC program suggesting that it was a mark of the government’s economic mismanagement that they might not bring a surplus, despite an economy which was growing strongly.
Got that? In the space of two days Hockey argued two utterly contradictory cases: that the economy was flat-lining, and that it was going gang-busters.
The sad point is that in the quest for dominance, both the major parties will use almost any argument, will shed almost any principle.
Meanwhile, Christine Milne was out there yesterday, arguing the same position on asylum seekers that her party has always argued: that they should not be shunted offshore, and that Australia should comply with the refugee convention.
Now, the polls show this is not a popular position. And you might well think that the Greens’ positions are consistently wrong.
But at least they are consistent.

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